Well, I’m in a quandary. One of my decks has been into some Tarot mischief and I don’t know which one to punish as they’ve all claimed to be innocent with the following alibis:
Housewives: At the market buying milk for the Baroque Bohemian Cats’
Baroque Bohemian Cats’: Waiting in the window for the milk to arrive
Vargo’s Gothic Tarot: Just said, “Bite me” (I make it a point not to argue with vampires.)
William’s Renaissance: At Scarborough Faire
Celtic Tarot: Blamed the DruidCraft
DruidCraft: Blamed the Celtic
Secret Forest: If they told me, they’d have to kill me
Osho Zen: Could only say, “UMMMMMMM…..”
Gilded: Would never tarnish their reputation in such a manner
Tarot of the Dead: Played dead (go figure)
Shapeshifter: Was shifting shapes
Legend:The Arthurian: Out on a Holy Grail quest
Celtic Dragon: Was hiding from Legend:The Arthurian
The Witches Tarot: At a coven gathering
Radiant Rider-Waite: Was in the dark about the whole incident
Tiny Universal Waite: Couldn’t reach that high
Universal Waite: Couldn’t Haindl it ~wink~wink~
Haindl: “HEY! Now Waite just a minute…!” ~nudge~nudge~
Tarot of the New Vision: Was looking the other way
Universal Tarot: Claimed it was a universal decision among all the above
So, I decided to do a reading about it with my most trusted reading deck, the RWS, but it said, “I’m outnumbered 20 / 1. YOU tell ME the most likely outcome.”
~~sigh~~
~Val
©2006
I love this! So glad you posted it here. I always get a chuckle outta it. Keep on keeping on!
Thanks, Shari! I’m especially fond of this one, myself.